madmanwithacloud:

Stop there, and let me correct it;
                                                 I wanna live a life from a new perspective. 

        You come along because I love your face; 
                                                                       and I’ll admire your expensive taste. 

madmanwithacloud:

         Can we fast forward til you {go down}
                                          me?

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

image

croatoanchristmas:

perfetic:

this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now

for a second I thought they were cosplaying and I said “wow they look really similar to the guys in the movie

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

© OCTOMOOSEY